through the course of the night, i have acquired maple bacon chapstick and mace.

You may have only a dim idea about how your smart phone and computer work, but that doesn’t prevent you from using their many wonderful features. While you’re swimming, you know almost nothing about the physiological processes that are active inside you, and yet you have no problem making all the necessary movements. In that spirit, I’m not worried about whether or not you will grasp the deep inner meaning of events that will be unfolding in the coming week. Complete understanding isn’t absolutely necessary. All you need to do is trust your intuition to lead you in the direction of what’s interesting and educational.
YO i am not into cab drivers. some dude took a very quick/very short turn to beat the red and almost hit me (and two other people!) in the crosswalk. just because i was on a bike, he fucking started yelling at me and rolled his window down to continue doing so, trying to blame me. now i was pretty far up, not out of the crosswalk though, cos i was stopping at the red. i get it, i spooked him and he spooked me but i would not have been the only person he hit if he didn’t straighten out. can someone please explain to me why some drivers don’t know how to properly turn into a new lane? i’ve never understood. it’s like fucking coloring outside the lines. BUT WITH A VEHICLE.
it’d be cool if i could go the rest of my whole life without ever hearing “home” by edward sharpe again




